Friday, January 12, 2024

2023 Year End Wrap-up, Part 2


WONKA

ADVENTURE/FANTASY/MUSICAL

 PLOT:   How Willy Wonka, inventor, magician and chocolate maker became rich and started his own chocolate factory.

 WHAT IS GOOD:   Timothee Charamet who was good in Dune is great as Wonka!  Cheerful, optimistic and outrageous!  Calah Lane as Noodle, who helps him, is great.  Paterson Joseph as Slugworth leader of the chocolate cartel (!) is evil to the core!  Last but not least Hugh Grant as Oompa Loompa, a short, orange skinned, green-hair guy.  Director Paul King is the English Steven Spielberg.

WHAT IS WRONG:  Most of the songs were okay but not great.

SHOULD YOU WATCH:  OH YES!  It has everything you want in a movie!

 

GODZILLA MINUS ONE

SCI-FI

PLOT:    Japan in the late 1940’s living through the war now a new menace rises in the form of Godzilla.

WHAT IS GOOD:  Godzilla!  He is not a B-movie monster anymore! He is a giant killing machine!  He spares no human!  The cast of humans are very good!  You care about the people will they survive Godzilla’s wrath!  In most of Godzilla movies you can’t wait for the King of the Monsters to show up and cause damage but this film is not the case.  They keep the roar and his music –very good!  The film was made with less than 15 million dollars-unlike the millions of dollars Hollywood needs but isn’t very good.

WHAT IS WRONG:   The people are important in the movie but it does drags when Godzilla is not on screen.  He is in the film only 4 times and the movie is 2 hours and 5 minutes so he is on screen every 30 minutes or so.  You have to read the subtitles which turns many people off.

SHOULD YOU WATCH:  There are 2 kinds of Godzilla fans:  One, the fans who love the film in 1954 where Godzilla was created by the atomic bomb. Second, the fans who love Godzilla coming out of the ocean of Japan destroying everything and if there is another monster attacking and destroying the creature.  To enjoy this film you have to a little bit of both!

 

THANKSGIVING

HORROR/SLASHER 

PLOT:     Black Friday sales at Right Mart ends in tragedy and a killer in a John Craver mask rises.

WHAT IS GOOD:  The killer is not slashing teens at random; there is a purpose why he is taking out young people.  Some of the kills are SICK!!!

WHAT IS WRONG:   Fans who watch these kind of films will easily know who the killer is!  Stereotyped teenagers.

SHOULD YOU WATCH:  If you like revenge /slasher movies YES.

 

WISH

3D ANIMATION

MUSICAL/FANTASY

PLOT:    Asha finds out King Magnifo really doesn’t grant wishes like he promised.

WHAT IS GOOD:   Ariana DeBoise as Asha who is an intelligent girl who figures out many things about King Magnifo.  Chris Pine as Magnifo who is charming and controlling.  Some songs are very good. 

WHAT IS WRONG:  Too many songs!

SHOULD YOU WATCH:  If you like the usually Disney heroine, pretty and smart, the cute characters and  the  villain then YES!  It is a joy to watch even if there is too many musical numbers.

 

HUNGER GAMES: THE BALLARD OF SONGBIRDS AND SNAKES

ADVENTURE/ FANTASY

PLOT:    The prequel to Hunger Games and the transformation of Coriolanus Snow.

WHAT IS GOOD:  Tom Blyth as the young Snow and the slow turn that he became a tyrant.  Rachel Zegler as Lucy Gray Braid, a spunky young girl who Snow gets romantic with. Viola Davis as the Dr. Volumina Gaul who is very devious and charge of the 10th Hunger Games who has a big barrel of snakes she trained!  Peter Dinlage as Casca Highbottom who is Dean of the Academy but has a drug problem.

WHAT IS BAD:  It takes a while to grow on you.  It gets very interesting near the end.

SHOULD YOU WATCH:  If you like the Hunger Games starring Jennifer Lawrence and the book by Suzanne Collins’ novel which they didn’t change too much then YES!

 

 TROLLS BAND TOGETHER

3D ANIMATION/MUSICAL/ADVENTURE

 PLOT:     Branch (Justin Timberlake) was in a boy (Troll?) band and one of his brothers are in the clutches of a singer Velvet(Amy Shumer) who drains his talent so she can sing.  The third film in the series.

WHAT IS GOOD:  Justin Timberlake as Branch, Poppy(Anna Kendrick) his very happy girlfriend, Tiny (Kenan Thompson) a small but loud friend and Amy Shumer as the evil Velvet.

WHAT IS WRONG:  They break out in song at any time!

SHOULD YOU WATCH:  YES!!! It tells the importance of family, has many of songs and Amy Shumer is great as the villainess!

 

 SILENT NIGHT

ACTION/THRILLER

PLOT:    Brian and his wife lose their only son to gang war at Christmas Eve. She wants to move on: he wants revenge!

WHAT IS GOOD:  Joel Kinnaman!  There is no dialogue, like a silent movie and yet he shows all the anguish and suffering of losing a child.  The action is near the end but when it happens it is non-stop!

WHAT IS WRONG:  Revenge is a popular theme in action films but director John Woo has to add something unusual to the genre!  No dialogue meaning no catch phases!

SHOULD YOU WATCH:  YES-if you want a different take on revenge action movies!

 

THE GRINGO WHO STOLE CHRISTMAS

HOLIDAY/COMEDY

PLOT:   Mexican dad (George Lopez) is happy that her daughter is coming home for the holidays until he finds out she is bringing her white boyfriend.

WHAT IS GOOD:  George Lopez!  He wants to keep tradition but times are changing.  The three young neighbors are like Three Latin Stooges.  A few stereotypes but still amusing.  Where is their movie?

WHAT IS WRONG:  It is Guess Who‘s Coming To Dinner vibe which has been done too much.

 SHOULD YOU WATCH:   If you like romantic holiday comedies-Yes!

 

 AQUAMAN:   THE LOST KINGDOM

ADVENTURE/SUPERHERO

PLOT:    Black Manta still wants revenge against Aquaman and goes to great lengths to get it.

WHAT IS GOOD:   Jason Momoa as Aquaman.  He is funny, protective and serious!  Patrick Wilson as Aquaman’s brother King Orm is amazing hating his brother  who placed him in prison but ready to help him to save Atlantis.  Yahya Abdul-Mateen II as Black Manta is just FANTASTIC!!!  He will stop at NOTHING to get destroy Aquaman. Amber Heard as Mera whose scenes were cut down by her famous divorce from Johnny Depp was not in the film much.

WHAT IS WRONG:  Comical in spots, a little gross in spots too.

SHOULD YOU WATCH:  The movie is like a 2 hour superhero cartoon so if you like that-GO 

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Sunday, January 7, 2024

2023 Year End Wrap-up, Part 1


 

Note: Yeah, the Writers and Actors strike paused the industry, including for us humble movie bloggers. Now that that's over, perhaps there will be (finally!)no more lockdowns and labor disputes to get in the way of Hollywood releasing new films---so hey, it's 2024 already, here we go!

EQUALIZER 3

ACTION/THRILLER 

PLOT:   DIA Robert McCall (Denzel Washington) wants to retire in Italy but he has to get rid of the gangsters first.

WHAT IS RIGHT:  Oscar winning actor Denzel Washington!  His talent is still there despite he kills the bad guys like The Punisher!  He is cool, calm and cold.  Italy looks beautiful and dangerous.

WHAT IS WRONG:  It’s a story they use thousands of times: man with a skill set takes out the crooks!

SHOUD YOU WATCH:  If you like Denzel Washington and the kills he commits for justice.


GRAND TURISMO

DRAMA 

PLOT:    Based on the video game of the same name and a true story.  A young guy who plays video games gets a chance to become a real race car driver.

WHAT IS RIGHT:  The cast!  Archie Madekwe is great as Jann Mardenboroguh who worked in a store to professional race car driver.  David Horbour as Jack Salter, once a great driver now a mechanic.  Djimon Hounsou as Steve Mardenborough, Jann’s father and Geri Hallwell (Ginger Spice) as his mother Lesly.

WHAT IS WRONG:  Every cliché about chasing your dreams is there.

SHOULD YOU WATCH:  Only if you like the video game and the cast are great.


EXPENDABLES 4

ACTION 

PLOT:   The gang has to stop a merceny from selling warheads to a terrorist.

WHAT IS GOOD:  Sylvester Stallone as Barney (?) Ross and Jason Statham as Lee Christmas playfully annoying each other!  The banter is priceless.  Curtis (50Cents) Jackson is good as new member Easy Day.  Tony Jaa (Ongbak) is good as Decha, an ex Expendable. The villian Iko Uwais (The Raid 1 and 2) as Suarto Rahmet.  He doesn’t talk very much but his brutality is much.

WHAT IS BAD:  The CGI is not very good and the final battle is on a ship!  The price tag of the film is 100 million dollars!  Where did the money go?  Megan Fox as Gina who is great but becomes the leader of the team!  Once was Christmas girlfriend.

SHOULD YOU WATCH:  If you like action and despite it isn’t as good as Expendable 2 it is B-movie good!


THE EXORCIST: BELIEVER

HORROR 

PLOT:  Two teens go in the woods and come back possessed.

WHAT IS RIGHT:   The production is very good.  Two special guests are in it.

WHAT IS WRONG:   It is the rip-off of The Exorcist name!  Terrible sequels and this is a possible reboot.  Who is asking for it?  It is more like Evil Dead than the title.

SHOULD YOU GO:  If you are a fan of the original movie and all the others than yes but if not-WAIT!!!

 

THE NUN II

HORROR

PLOT:    In 1956 a priest is killed by fire and Sister Irene has to deal with the evil nun again.  The sequel to the first film The Nun.

WHAT IS RIGHT:  Tasa Famiga as Sister Irene.  She is scared and she is brave as well.  Sophie (Katelyn Rose Downey-not related to actor Robert Downey Jr) is  a innocent little girl who is picked on by bully Kate(Anna Popplewell) and Maurice(Jonas Bioquet) is great as a friend to Sophie and wants to be lover to her mother.

WHAT IS WRONG:  Many jump scares that you know are coming!

SHOULD YOU WATCH:  If you like the first movie you will enjoy it but if you didn’t it is more of the same.

 

SAW X

HORROR 

PLOT:    John Kramer/Jigsaw GOT conned by bogus doctors for his illness-bad idea!

WHAT IS RIGHT:    John Kramer(Tobin Bell) is near death and someone in his support group tells him about a group of doctors to save him so he goes and finds out it a scam!  That doesn’t sit well with him so you know what happens next!  All 10 movies this is my first.  I enjoy the revenge theme that is why I watchted this one.  Very good and gory.  Bell as John Kramer is very good at being bad and the villains are very terrible and gets what is coming to them.

WHAT IS WRONG:   It is long for a horror movie

SHOULD YOU WATCH:  If you are a fan of the franchise –YES! If not you will not be used to the gory death!

 

PAW PATROL THE MIGHTY MOVIE

ANIMATED 

PLOT:    Cute puppies becomes cute superhero puppies from a magical meteor.  Based on the Nickelodeon TV series

WHAT IS GOOD:    The evil but brilliant scientist Victoria Vance (Taraji P. Henson) is great as being wicked.  Skye, a tiny pup but is strong and driven.

WHAT IS BAD:    Too short!!!

SHOULD YOU GO:  If you have children who love the series YES and even if you don’t like the series you will enjoy this!

 

THE MARVELS

SUPERHERO/ADVENTURE 

PLOT:    The Supreme Being is destroyed in Hala and the new Kree leader Dar Benn wants to save her planet and get revenge on Captain Marvel.

WHAT IS GOOD:  The three superheroes Brie Larson (Captain Marvel)who carries herself well as a deity, Teyonah Parris as Monica Rambeau and Iman Vellani as Kamala Khan.   Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury as comic relief.  Zawe Ashton is a good villain as Dar Benn.

WHAT IS BAD:  Marvel latest movie problem is being too funny mostly. 

SHOULD YOU WATCH:  It is B-movie good!  It is not the best but not the worst!  If you can wait for ON DEMAND  or streaming would be the best bet.

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