Friday, September 23, 2022

The Woman King & the Horror Thing

THE WOMAN KING

HISTORICAL DRAMA

PLOT:     Agojie, an all female all black warriors who protected the kingdom of Dahomey in 1823.

WHAT IS GOOD:    Viola Davis who is the leader of the Dahomey.  She has to be strong but she has demons she has to deal with.  Director Gina Prince Bythewood who made it epic and emotional as well.

WHAT IS BAD:   When Hollywood does an historical drama not all is accurate.

SHOULD YOU WATCH: YES!!!  Two good reasons for the fantastic Viola Davis and the subject matter.


THE INVITATION

HORROR/ROMANCE 

PLOT:    A biracial beauty finds out about her vampire past.

WHAT IS GOOD:  The attractive cast and Nathalie Emmanuel as Evi who is in wonder of her surroundings then scared then goes Van Hesling on her ancestors.  It is romance-gothic romance but it is interesting and it was written and directed by women. Evi’s friend Grace Courtney Taylor is great as her funny friend.  Stephanie Corneliussen who plays Viktoria, a vampire is quite striking.  The story should have been about her.

WHAT IS BAD:  It is predictable.

 

 

SHOULD YOU WATCH:  Maybe if you like gothic horror.  It is better on cable. 


Sunday, August 28, 2022

Summer Sunsets---Trains, Beasts and SuperPets

BULLET TRAIN

ACTION/COMEDY

PLOT:    Brad Pitt (Ladybug) has a simple assignment: retrieve a silver case on a train but of course a few assassins want the case too.  It is like Smoking Aces on a train.

WHAT IS RIGHT:   Brad Pitt, the supporting cast and special guests.  He is a former hit man who takes no-violent tasks but this is not one of them.  The kills are crazy and there is a lot of humor.

WHAT IS WRONG:  The film is long even though there is much mayhem going on.

SHOULD YOU WATCH:  If you like action, Brad Pitt and elaborate deaths-then YES.


BEAST

THRILLER 

PLOT:    Nate Samuels (Idris Elba) is a doctor.  His wife died and decide to bond with his two daughters and go on a trip to visit his friend Martin Battles (Sharito Copley) in South Africa but they are trapped as a lion is trying to kill them.

WHAT IS RIGHT:  Its Jaws on four legs!  They are using every method to survive a furious lion!  Elba goes from mild manner doctor to using his wits and weapons to make it out alive.  It also has Elba regretting he wasn’t there for his family while being a doctor.

WHAT IS WRONG:  The lion is CGI but it is not the best and it does have many clichés you see before in these kinds of movies.

SHOULD YOU GO:  If you like Idris Elba and the lion-YES!


NOPE

SCIENCE FICTION

PLOT: Brother and sister own a ranch and there are UFO on their land and want to take a picture as proof.  Why did he call it the title of the movie?  It stands for NOT OUR PLANET EARTH.

WHAT IS RIGHT:  The music, the humor, cinematography and the acting of Daniel Kaluuya as Otis Haywood Jr. or OJ for short and Keke Palmer as Emerald Haywood.

WHAT IS WRONG:  It is a slow burn which means it takes a long  time to get going! Special effect of the alien ship not impressive.

SHOULD YOU WATCH:  Nope-unless you like Jordon Peele way of directing a story.  This is his third movie as director.  The other two were the successful Get Out and US.  Hope the fourth movie is better than this one.

 

DC LEAGUE OF SUPERPETS

3D ANIMATION/COMDEY ADVENTURE

PLOT:    Villain Lux Luthor finds an orange space rock he wants to destroy  Superman but it only works on pets.

WHAT IS RIGHT:  The cast featuring Dwayne Johnson as Kyrpto, Kevin Hart as Ace and the evil Lulu Luther’s hairless guinea pig voiced by Kate McKinnon.  She is silly and sinister at the same time.  It is also a satire of superhero movies.

WHAT IS WRONG:  Lots of juvenile humor.

 

 

SHOULD YOU WATCH:  YES! It is amusing for kids and well made. 

Tuesday, July 12, 2022

Deep Summer Chills, Epics and Icons


MINIONS: THE RISE OF GRU

ACTION/COMEDY 3D ANIMATION 

PLOT:  How Gru as a young boy always wanted to be a villain and gets his wish along with his yellow pals.

WHAT IS GOOD:  The 70 music, the evil group the Vicious Six and the wacky, wonder minions.  It is a joy to watch the crazy antics of them.

WHAT IS WRONG:  The ending is way out but what do you expect from villains who want to take over the world.

SHOULD YOU WATCH:  Most definitely!  It is very funny and entertaining.  Great for the young and the young at heart.


BLACK PHONE

HORROR/ SUPERNATUAL 

PLOT:   The Gabber is a murder and kidnapper of teen boys but his latest victim gets help from his previous victims on the black phone in the basement.

WHAT IS GOOD:  The two young stars Mason Thomas as Finney who gets bullied a lot but is very resilient when a serial child killer has him.  Madeline McGraw as Gwen Finney’s funny, feisty and psychic sister.  The backstory tells why they are like that.  Ethan Hawke is creepy as “The Grabber.” 

WHAT IS WRONG:  The film is a slow burn!  It takes a long while to get going.  It is NOT a slasher where teens get killed every ten minutes.  No jump scares either.

SHOULD YOU WATCH:  If you like scary, well-thought out  intelligent thrillers-YES!   


ELVIS

BIOGRAPHICAL DRAMA 

PLOT:  Another movie about the legendary singer by the point of view his manger Colonel Tom Parker.

WHAT IS GOOD:  Tom Hanks is unrecognizable as Colonel Tom Parker aka Andreas Corenlis (Dries) Van Kuijk who was Dutch.  He was con man who knew  two things-talent and how to exploit it for his own good.  Hanks does not play a nice guy in this one.  Elvis (Austin Bulter) is good as Elvis.

WHAT IS BAD:  In all film biographies  leave or emphasis certain times of the performer’s life.  If you are interested read books about them.  The movie is long but it may not cover everything.

SHOULD YOU WATCH:  If you like biographies-yes.  The acting is very good yet you seen it all before-mangers pleasing the star, betraying and doing whatever to keep star going.  If you are a fan you may point out  the parts that did and did not happen. 

  

THOR: LOVE & THUNDER

SUPERHERO/ACTION 

PLOT:    Thor has to change to save Asguard from the Gorr, The God Killer.

WHAT IS GOOD:   Christian Bale as Gorr.  He is a tragic figure as well as a villain. He isn’t in the movie much but when he is, his presence is fantastic!  The look of the film is amazing.  Chris Hemsworth looks great.  Russell Crowe is humorous with his strange accent as Zeus.

WHAT IS WRONG:  It is too funny at times like Thor: Ragnarok.  It is amusing but they overdo it most of the time.

SHOULD YOU SEE WATCH:  YES!!  It does have a lot going for it as much as it has against it.  If you are a true fan of Thor or Chris Hemsworth  you will enjoy this –if not wait!

 

Friday, June 24, 2022

Franchises Go Boom or Pop


JURASSIC WORLD: DOMINION

ACTION/SCI-FI

PLOT:    The cast of the origin and the current of the Jurassic franchise come together to stop an evil company Biosyn from controlling the food supply.

WHAT IS GOOD:  The dinosaurs of course!  The film added a few more besides the T-Rex.  The people from  classic Jurassic Park such as Jeff Goldblum as Ian Malcolm, Sam Neil as Dr. Alan Grant and Laura Dern as Dr. Ellie Stattler.  The updated movie includes Chris Pratt as Owen and Bryce Dallas Howard as Claire.

WHAT IS BAD:  They say this is the final Jurassic movie.  I don’t believe that!  The story is all over the place but you didn’t come for the story did you?

SHOULD YOU WATCH:   YESSS!  If you are a fan of the franchise and you can compare which films are better and for the movie watcher who just loves see amazing special effects, action and thrills.

 

LIGHTYEAR

ACTION/SCI-FI

PLOT:    The origin of Buzz Lightyear from the Toy Story series.

WHAT IS GOOD:  For a 3D animation film it is action-packed!  Also many good supporting characters especially Sox, a computerized cat to be Buzz’s pet and companion.

WHAT IS BAD:  For those who know Tim Allen did the voice of Buzz for all the Toy Story franchise and now it is Chris Evans, Captain America himself.  There are “woke” elements but it is just a few seconds.

SHOULD YOU WATCH:  YES!  If you like action, suspense and comedy you will enjoy it.


MEMORY

ACTION/THRILLER

PLOT:  Alex Lewis (Liam Neeson) is growing old and growing a conscious for not killing an underage girl and killers come after him.

WHAT IS RIGHT:  Liam Neeson good actor and great action hero! He has talented cast with him such as Guy Pearce (Iron Man 3) Ray Stevenson (Punisher: War Zone) and the beautiful Monica Bellucci (Matrix 2).

WHAT IS WRONG:   Formula plot of aging or tired of being an assassin and wants to leave or do the right thing.  It has some surprises but not much.

SHOULD YOU GO:  YES!  This movie is made for Liam Neeson fans and action fans so if you like those two things-see it!

 

TOP GUN MAVERICK

ACTION/DRAMA 

PLOT: Maverick (Tom Cruise) is not a trainee but an instructor of a new group of pilots and one of them is the son of his fallen best friend. 

WHAT IS RIGHT:  Tom Cruise as Maverick is older but still daring to do the impossible.  The old cast is mostly seen in pictures.  The air fight scenes are good.  Nostalgia and humor.

WHAT IS BAD:  It is formula plot but it still works.  Soundtrack okay but nothing like the first one.

SHOULD YOU WATCH:  If you enjoyed Top Gun the first one you will like this one.  If you like Tom Cruise and the talented cast it is worth it.

 


Monday, May 16, 2022

The Multiverse of Summer Blockbusters

 

DOCTOR STRANGE IN THE MULTIVERSE OF MADNESS

ACTION/ADVENTURE/FANTASY

PLOT:   Dr. Strange cast a spell that many verses are blending together and he has to stop Wanda, Scarlet Witch from taking powers from America Chavez.

WHAT IS RIGHT:  The cast Benedict Cumberbatch is great as Dr. Strange.  Elizabeth Olsen who plays Scarlet Witch is fantastic determined and obsessed to see her children again no matter what the cost.  The cameos of superheroes in their different dimensions are wonderful.

WHAT IS WRONG:  For comic fans Scarlet Witch does go insane but not like in the movie.  It is so different so if interested what really happened read the comic!  Also the origin of America Chavez is half right.

SHOULD YOU WATCH:  If you enjoy Dr. Strange, special effects and the superhero cameos you will have fun with this film.


FIRESTARTER

HORROR/SCI-FI 

PLOT:    Charlene “Charlie” has power from her parents to set anything ablaze.

WHAT IS RIGHT:  Zac Elfron as Charlie’s father Andrew and Sydney Lemmon as Victoria caring parents trying hard to protect their child from the same horrible fate as they had.  Michael Greyeyes as Rainbird who is a bounty hunter to find Charlie.  Ryan Kiera Armstrong as Charlie, she wants to be a normal girl but she can never be and she soon realizes this.

WHAT IS WRONG:  How many times are they going to do this story?  It was done 1984 with Drew Barrymore, a miniseries in 2002 and now the latest film.  Hollywood should stop making this movie and remake or make a series of The Fury-not written by Stephen King.  It has the same elements: young woman with extraordinary powers.

SHOULD YOU WATCH:  Yes!  To compare the 1984 version to the latest remake and which is better.


THE NORTHMAN

ACTION/ADVENTURE 

PLOT:    In 895 AD young Amleth sees his father killed by his uncle and vows for revenge.

WHAT IS RIGHT:  Alexander Skarsgard as the grown man, Amleth.  He was Tarzan in 2016 and he didn’t lose his ripped body for this.  Nicole Kidman as his mother Queen Gundruin  who is not as loyal as she seems  and Anya Taylor Joy as Olga his love interest.  She has a unique look perfect for this film.  It is VERY violent. 

WHAT IS WRONG:  In between the brutal attacks they are telling a story plus folklore and action hounds may find it slow but you understand his motives.

SHOULD YOU WATCH:  If you like Conan but he’s a Viking you will love this film!  Slashing and bashing galore!


THE UNBEARABLE WEIGHT OF MASSIVE TALENT

ACTION/COMEDY

PLOT:     Hollywood and action actor Nicholas Cage uses his acting skills to save a young woman in danger.

WHAT IS RIGHT:    Nicholas Cage spoofing himself.  Many vain celebrities can’t pull a feat like this off but Cage can.  Pedro Pascal (The Mandalorian, Wonder Woman 1984) as Javi, a super fan who brings him to his island but he has secrets. The chemistry of Cage and Pascal are great.  The action sequences are great.

WHAT IS WRONG:  The movie is not for everyone.  It is quirky and weird.  It is like the IFC movies of old.

SHOULD YOU WATCH:  If you enjoy Nicholas Cage movies then YES!  It is odd and strange like  the performer  and you will have fun with it.


FANTASTIC BEASTS # 3 THE SECRET OF DUMBLDORE

ACTION/FANTASY 

PLOT:   Dumbledore needs help from Newt and other wizards to stop Grindelwald  to become leader of all wizards.

WHAT IS GOOD:  Jude Law as Dumbledore and Mads Mikkelson as Grindelwald one good the other evil.  Mikkelson doesn’t disappoint!  He hates humans and does whatever it takes to become ruler.

Sometimes it is watching a fantasy movie and Mission Impossible!  Dan Fogler as Jacob Kowoski is great as always in the franchise being an average guy in the mist of magic.  Special effects excellent.

WHAT IS BAD:   It is not as good as the Fantastic Beasts series but is still  entertaining.

SHOULD YOU WATCH:  If you like more detail about Dumbledore and Grindelward or you want to see how it is connected to Harry Potter by all means YES!


THE BAD GUYS

ANIMATION/ACTION/COMEDY 

PLOT:  The worst animals you don’t want around you, a wolf, a snake, a shark,  a tarantula and a piranha are cute thieves is dared to do  an experiment to be good,  abiding citizens.

WHAT IS GOOD:  It is funny, has action and great music.  The voice cast is excellent.

WHAT IS BAD:   The ending is far-fetched.

SHOULD YOU WATCH:  OH YES!  It has much going for it than most live action films!  Has humor, heart and amazing  soundtrack!